Aging, “self-employed” psychotherapist seeks hot young thing as palliative for early mid-life crisis. Must hang on my every word. Benefits to include clandestine lunches at the very lovely Olive Garden, plus occasional “weekend getaways” consisting of small hotels in small towns where nobody knows us. Please contact lonesome loser to apply. 
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Posted: January 2nd, 2009 under Uncategorized.
Tags: aging, cheating, self-delusion, sex
